亲爱的白种人第四季

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主演:马克·理查德森二世 洛根·布朗宁 布兰登·P·贝尔 德龙·霍 

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亲爱的白种人第四季剧情介绍

《亲爱的白种人》第四季为最终季,共10集,由狮门影业开发,计划于2021年播出。届时马克·理查德森、洛根·布朗宁、布兰登·P·贝尔、安托瓦内特·罗伯逊、德龙·霍顿、约翰·帕特里克·阿梅多利、阿什莉·布 详情

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黑人给白人的一封信 Dear white, something you got to know 亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。 When I was born, I was black. 当我出生时,我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我长大了,我是黑色的 When I’m under the sun, I’m black. 我在阳光下,我是黑色的 When I’m cold, I’m black. 我寒冷时,我是黑色的 When I’m afraid, I’m black. 我害怕时,我是黑色 When I’m sick, I’m black. 我生病了,我是黑色的 When I die, I’m still black. 我死了,我仍是黑色的。 you---white people, 你---白种人 When you were born, you were pink. 当你出生时,你是粉红色的 When you grow up, you become white. 你长大了,变成白色的 You’re red under the sun. 你在阳光下,你是红色的 You’re blue when you’re cold. 你寒冷时,你是青色的 You are yellow when you’re afraid. 你害怕时,你是黄色的 You’re green when you’re sick. 你生病时,你是绿色的 You’re gray when you die. 当你死时,你是灰色的 And you, call me "color"? 而你,却叫我「有色人种」? 一秒钟与一百万 A Second and A Million Dollars A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 奇怪的关系:Work and Babies Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"



英语笑话

Father:do you know?Today is a great occasion of nation stanza, the anti- day is also successful! Son:??Great occasion of nation stanza?Is just Chinese? Father:do you guess a foreign country to have? Son:this I also don't know, affirming is "the country is disgusted with stanza"! Father:...... 爸爸:你知道吗?今天是国庆节,抗日也成功啦! 儿子:??国庆节?只是中国的吗? 爸爸:你猜猜外国有没有? 儿子:这我还不知道,肯定是\"国厌节\"啦! 爸爸:......

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